Cheers to college. Cheers to stupid boys. Cheers to being invisible. Cheers to spending our parents money. Cheers to laying in bed all day. Cheers to to losing our innocence because of our endless curiosity.
I’m not inviting my parents to my wedding because they didn’t invite me to theirs :(
if i was famous id probably just ask my fans to buy me food when im hungry
I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.
"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"
No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.
"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"
I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.
I was about to go off on you